" How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie. "


Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via p0pfuckingpunk)


It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via australiansanta)

Anonymous:  do you masturbate?

idk do i ?